Review: The Bombay Bronx
POSTED ON JULY 10, 2014
Bar (Bombay street inspired finger food)
Yeh hai Bombay Bronx meri jaan. You’ll either love it or hate it. You’ll either find it creative in it’s attention to thematic detailing or just an overload of thakke hue clichés. My guests and I love it. Surprisingly even my buddies in their sixties get hooked. I revisit on a packed Friday night, and meet an exuberant young couple, who (like TBB) symbolize the spirit of Mumbai. Miss Malini and her Mr, Nowshad Rizwanullah.They are a living example of Mumbai being the city which makes dreams come true (like it did for Big B). Having lived all over the world, Miss Malini moved to Mumbai 14 years ago, lived with six girls and a pigeon, worked as RJ, wrote scripts and then started blogging. Today, this digital princess’s new age multi media brand for the internet generation straddles many media and has a huge national and international following. They make fashion, Bollywood, travel and food accessible. Miss Malini’s dapper husband Nowshad, also moved to Mumbai, after having a global upbringing ( Harvard and Yale graduate) and now heads up the business and is the food reviewer.
They love Bombay Bronx, “True taste of mumbai masala. Happy and shiny”.
Take a look at the photo and you’ll see the exuberant couple hanging on to a local train’s over-head handle. Before that we sat in an auto rickshaw but ended up eating and drinking at the Irani café area, just next to the bar. Mumbai, in all it’s avatars, throbs in this 1800 sq ft area, Dabbawalas table, chor bazaar map on the ceiling, Eros cinema sign et al. A wall painting of a slouching Amitabh Bachchan blesses it all and sprinkles Mumbaiya magic dust as the Dj spins a mix of commercial and deep house music.
FOOD & DRINK
The colorful menu with it’s “vez’ and “non vez” sections, the “Kadak maal” booze menu offer many a Mumbaiya infused dish and drink. Newspaper cones with complimentry crunchy chakna (boiled peanuts, channa and more) set the tone for the street food that it is to follow. The spongy Gujju dhokla gets a crisp, deepfried cover and become a yummy, must try “dhoklapakoda”. Flavorsome kheema with soft pao, the Kothambir wadi is yum and tenderfirm , succulent tandoori chicken wings too. Chicken farcha burgers , Spongy baby idlis dusted with molagapodi are worth trying as is the Iced Peru and Pani Puri caiproshka. Creative presentation, ( newspapers, mini carrom board et al).
Some of the cleverly named dishes don’t live up to their name. Hard and overfried Krispee spinach, ditto for the Raju’s chicken lollipops, Oily baida roti, Bland pav bhaji sandwis. While the tangy signature cocktails pair well with the spicy fare some of them are not spiked with enough alcohol. Some of the regular alcohol is not available (eg Old Monk). Welll informed waiters (with “Boss” written on their shirts) miss out on getting our “pijja” order and when the place gets crowded it’s impossible to get “Boss s” attention.
It’s exuberant and fun, much needed in the otherwise boring Breach Candy area (except for Ghetto and now Py). Some of it’s finger food needs to be fine tuned, as do it’s signature cocktails. The brand new Bombay Bronx is well-priced, lusty, ultramodern, clichéd, rustic, fun, exuberant and a host of other adjectives that don’t normally squeeze together but find themselves in a tight, mostly happy clutch here. Tumko Jaane ko Maangta hai!
The Bombay Bronx Hubtown Skybay, Breach Candy (99677-01666). Daily 7pm-1am.
Nightout for 2: Rs 2000
RATING BUZZ 4.5 AMBIANCE 4
YOUR REVIEWS OF BOMBAY BRONX
I write from gorgeous Gulmurg and it’s great to receive your twitter and instagram feedback here: @cityslicker (food nice esp dhokla pakoda, cocktails disappoint, overall fun, buzzing vibe, will return) @jayvasantlal (total fun place, yummy food, well priced drinks, will return) @brandedbawi (love the décor, drinks with a Bambaiya twist, excellent concepts of dhokla pakoda and farcha burger) @prioskauke (peru shots to die for, also masala fish fingers. Must go back) @netfreaknash (super dhokla pakodas and Bombay duck) @swathirishi (love the twist of the paneer dhokla) @bloodynerd (I like the Boss concept, though a little light should be put on their concept foods) @antarazandc (why fry an already perfect treat of steamed dhokla and add calories?) @ankitanarsey (finger food good, stale munchies except for bhujia sev inconsistent cocktails, not enough stock of Kingfisher ultra. @darrypars (peru and vodka go well together) @dinubhai23 (have farcha burger, pani puri caiproshka, fried masala sing ) @yutidalal ( Yum peru shot, kachi kairi with vodka) @romakripalani @almondmelon @kalpitabhosale thanks for your comments too.